Friday, August 27, 2004
How to score at the Republican National Convention:
"Whisper you've got the keys to Dick Cheney's undisclosed location and he's away getting a total blood transfusion for the weekend.
"Explain you just scored some good shit from Bob Dole, if she knows what you mean.
"Propose to marry her and state your intention to have intercourse for purposes of procreation."
"Whisper you've got the keys to Dick Cheney's undisclosed location and he's away getting a total blood transfusion for the weekend.
"Explain you just scored some good shit from Bob Dole, if she knows what you mean.
"Propose to marry her and state your intention to have intercourse for purposes of procreation."
