Thursday, November 10, 2005
From Manhattan Transfer, 99 Tips For Living:
* If you wear a baseball cap in bars, the girls will suspect you are bald.
* When the bartender asks, you should already know what you are ordering.
* Yes, you do have to have your shoes shined.
* The first round of drinks is on you.
* When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
* Hang your clothes up when you take them off.
* Except sweaters. Those get folded.
* Piercings are liabilities in fights.
* You’ll regret much more the things you didn’t do than the things you did.
* Do not buy the product insurance.
* Avoid the “last” glass of whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
* If you wear a baseball cap in bars, the girls will suspect you are bald.
* When the bartender asks, you should already know what you are ordering.
* Yes, you do have to have your shoes shined.
* The first round of drinks is on you.
* When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
* Hang your clothes up when you take them off.
* Except sweaters. Those get folded.
* Piercings are liabilities in fights.
* You’ll regret much more the things you didn’t do than the things you did.
* Do not buy the product insurance.
* Avoid the “last” glass of whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
