Friday, May 12, 2006
From the Buffalo Runners Forum, I liked this:
You know you're a jogger if:
- You buy your running shoes at Payless or any store than ends in "Mart".
-Someone asks how far you are jogging, and you give them a polite reply.
- You don't know that a marathon is 26 miles 385 yards.
- You measure your courses in a car, and then round off to the nearest mile.
- You think that 800m is a distance race.
- A woman passes you in the middle of a 5k, and she is pushing a stroller, and she is talking to her baby.
- A little boy passess you riding a bike, and you offer him $10 for the bike.
- In one of those moments when you are reliving your youth you run a hard mile, pretending that the fans are cheering, and you are passing that unbeatable oponent, etc., and your watch says 8:43. Your only response is "That deserves a cold one."
You know you're a jogger if:
- You buy your running shoes at Payless or any store than ends in "Mart".
-Someone asks how far you are jogging, and you give them a polite reply.
- You don't know that a marathon is 26 miles 385 yards.
- You measure your courses in a car, and then round off to the nearest mile.
- You think that 800m is a distance race.
- A woman passes you in the middle of a 5k, and she is pushing a stroller, and she is talking to her baby.
- A little boy passess you riding a bike, and you offer him $10 for the bike.
- In one of those moments when you are reliving your youth you run a hard mile, pretending that the fans are cheering, and you are passing that unbeatable oponent, etc., and your watch says 8:43. Your only response is "That deserves a cold one."
